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Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Heifer Project Fundraiser Through Amazon

In August 2015, our son and 30 other people will be headed to the 1,200-acre Heifer Ranch in Perryville, Arkansas to volunteer part of their summer and do all sort of ranch related activities like harvesting vegetables, milking goats and shoveling manure.  And yes, they are all really excited about this!

The Heifer Ranch raises animals for Heifer International.  You have probably 'liked' a post about it on Facebook at some point because it is an amazing project!

Take a peek at a video they have here about what they do:




No time to watch the video?  Well, basically they raise a healthy farm animal (goat, sheep, yak, water buffalo, pig, rabbits and even honey bees) on the ranch in Arkansas and then when YOU give to the Heifer Project through a charity donation, the animal is then given to a family in a destitute location (like Guatemala for instance or maybe even somewhere here in the US).
But not just given without strings attached.  When someone is given an animal, they must pay it forward.
One possibility is they may be taught how to make cheese from the milk of a goat to sell or trade or give to someone else in need.  And they can breed their goat with their neighbours goat and the offspring can be given to another neighbour and so on until everyone in the community has enough to sustain them and create change for the better.

Here, this says it better than I am able:



If you don't feel like you have any extra cash to donate at this time of year, there is a way you can help raise money to provide the gift to my son of a trip to this farm next year so that he can participate in an amazing learning experience about how fortunate he is and how different the world around him really is.  And at the same time, for one week, he will be helping to raise farm animals that will eventually be donated to someone in need.

All you have to do is shop on Amazon.com through this link right HERE!  And a percentage* of your purchases will go straight to helping make this trip possible and helping not only my son, but a total of 31 people spend a week in Perryville, Arkansas volunteering part of their summer to help out Heifer International.

And when they get there, here is a one night example of what they may experience for a full five nights!


*I think the donation percentage is 5%, but I'll have to verify that.

If you are able to help out, I can't thank you enough!

~Jess

Monday, November 17, 2014

A Little Here and There

How did I get myself a new reflective light-up running jacket, buy my wife a nice birthday present and get a new snazzy rug for in front of our kitchen sink all in the last three months without spending a dime?
Swagbucks
You may have heard of Swagbucks in passing or possibly you saw an ad somewhere about making money from home.  And that is exactly what it is with many different ways you can earn.  I redeem mine for Amazon gift cards but there are many different gift cards to choose from and even charities to donate your earnings.
I almost have enough in my Amazon account again to buy a fire grate for our insert.
Do you love shopping?  Swagbucks has a shopping link and you can earn anywhere between 1 and 30 SB (Swagbucks Points) for every dollar you spend on the sites.

Some examples are:
Tracphone, Wholesale Party Supplies, McAfee,
Straight Talk, Fossil, Groupon, Go Daddy,
Travelocity, CafePress, Hotels.com, Amazon,
Sally Beauty Supply, Snapfish, Entertainment,
Crocs, Nordstrom, Starbucks, Lancome,
The Body Shop, Levi's, Puma, Carhartt, PetCo
and so many more that if I keep listing them all, I'll bore you to death!

All you have to do is shop online through the Swagbucks site.  And if you have a rewards or cash back card that you use, not only do you still earn your rewards through your bank or credit card company, but you also earn Swagbucks points -- some worth much more than the 5% cash back you can get from your bank!

You can also earn by merely doing an online search.  Anything you can think of from Aerie to Zygomatic Process!

There is the "Watch" button to click and catch up on your entertainment news, watch movie trailers, discover new recipes, listen to select musical artists, watch baby snow leopards play, check out some Mashable reviews and more!  I use the SB TV app a LOT especially on weekends.  I open the app, click play and set my phone on the table letting it earn me SB while I enjoy my weekend.

You can play games like spider solitaire, mahjongg tiles, or pegland for free - earning 2 SB for every other game you play.  Wanna hint?  If you just want to earn more SB and killing time isn't your cup of tea, let the game run for 15 seconds and then quit then hit replay and do another 15 seconds.  This gives you 4 SB for every 60 seconds of play time.  :)  You are oh, so welcome!

I earn most of my SB through surveys.  I typically make anywhere from 50 to 250 SB every day.  The least expensive reward is only 5SB.  Those are donations to things like The ALS Association, UNICEF and Doctors Without Borders.
For between 25 and 100SB you can help feed a rescued puppy, provide a child with clean water or plant a tree.
At 200SB is where you an get something for yourself and not just your Karma Points.  :)  That is where you can redeem 200SB for a $10 Restaurant.com gift card.  450SB will get you a $5 Amazon gift card.
500SB will get you a $5 Visa gift card and there are so many gift cards to choose from, I can't list them.  The most expensive two are for 50,000SB you can choose a $500 Amazon card or a $500 American Airlines card.

A little here and there will really add up!

Check out Swagbucks.com and see for yourself!

Enjoy making an extra buck or two here and there!

Jess

Monday, October 6, 2014

The new house

So we bought a house back in the spring.  It is now autumn and we have made a pretty big chink in the list of things to do.
At least, I thought we had.  Until we came up with the idea to make a list of everything that wasn't done yet.
Not even close to being done with the list and it is three pages long, single spaced.
One day.  One day, we'll be done.  And then we'll retire, sell the house and move to a new one where we'll have another list.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

I'm on a Facebook Diet

A friend posted on her Facebook page one day last week that she was thinking of taking some time away from the website.  I took about three or four weeks away from Facebook last year in August and when I read her post, it made me think it was time to go on another diet.

A Facebook diet.  Not to get away from all the people I love and care about.  To get away from the stress caused by thinking I need to check the website several. times. a. day.  Worrying that I will not see a post if a friend needs something or sharing that funny thing one of my kids (or I) did so I can hopefully make someone smile.

And yes, of course there is also the wanting to see cute animal pictures and videos.  Like pygmy goats in argyle sweaters and cats wearing shark outfits while riding tiny round automated vacuum cleaners.
How can one manage to go a whole week without seeing pictures or videos of cute animals!?

So I put a new cover photo and profile image on my Facebook page.  I would link to them, but that would require me going to my page and since my diet started yesterday, I can't provide you with that.  But I promise it looks very cool!  It's three rocks balanced amidst circles of sand and says that I'm taking a break and will return to FB in October.

One month.  I can do this!  I deleted the app from my cell phone, removed the link from my 'common pages' on Google and bought myself a planner.  Yes, a planner.  Because I assume that I will now have X amount of time each day to devote to things other than a website.
I'm also going to need stamps.  So I can send notes to people -- I have to stay connected somehow!

However there will be one singular day that I will log onto the website, go directly to one person's page, write a brief note and then send him a message.  It'll be my son's 22nd birthday and I'm giving myself permission to post on his page and message him.  Then, I'll log back out, and call him on the phone.

Already since going on this diet, I've finished one book that was taking me far too long to read and started the next in the series.  I've also got more housework done, spent more time with my dog and my wife and am already (on day two) getting used to not having that niggling feeling that I have to check something.

So far, so good.  I'm at least two pounds of stress lighter.

Until Next Time
Jess

Friday, July 18, 2014

Transcript of Chat with Comcast Customer Service

I needed to make an appointment with Comcast so I went on their chat because I didn't have the time to have a lengthy conversation that would take me away from my desk.
This is the chat verbatim with names hidden and sensitive information blacked out.
For reference, the chat was initiated at approximately 1:50 PM.

user CUSTOMER has entered room
analyst Analyst 1 has entered room
Analyst 1: Hello CUSTOMER _, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is Analyst 1. Please give me one moment to review your information.
Analyst 1: Hi my name is Analyst 1! I hope you are having a great day! I’m here to help.
CUSTOMER _: My Issue: I would like to schedule an appointment to have a technician come to my house to put in a second X1 box and move my existing X1 box to a different location.
CUSTOMER _: Thank you!
Analyst 1: Hi there Customer! How are you?
CUSTOMER _: Good.
Analyst 1: I do understand you want ot have a technician to install your new X1 box and to move your another X1 box. Don't worry I can schedule you.
CUSTOMER _: Perfect! Thank you.
CUSTOMER _: We also ordered a small box for the other room. It arrived on Wed so we are ready to go.
Analyst 1: Congratulations! For all of your new boxes!
Analyst 1: Thank you for providing your account information on the chat initiation form. For account security, can you please verify the last four digits of your SSN?
CUSTOMER _: XXXX
Analyst 1: Thank you so much! May I know if oyur new X1 is already delivered onnyour house?
CUSTOMER _: I believe it is just the small box. The last person I chatted with said that we could get one but I think the technician was just going to bring it.
Analyst 1: I see, for we can make sure let me check your account first.
CUSTOMER _: Okay, no problem.
Analyst 1: Thank you for your understanding.
Analyst 1: Upon checking you upgarde your cable service
CUSTOMER _: I'm sorry. I don't know what you mean?
Analyst 1: I am sorry to confuse you the last changes that I see on your account is on July 13 ac you cable service had an upgrade.
CUSTOMER _: Oh I see. Okay.
Analyst 1: I would like to inform you that there is a $99.99 charge for the installation.
CUSTOMER _: I was told in a previous chat that there would be no charge.
Analyst 1: Sorry for the wrong message, my bad.
CUSTOMER _: When are appointments available?
Analyst 1: Sorry for the long wait.
Analyst 1: May I know first if you want an X1 HD box or an X1 SD box?
CUSTOMER _: We don't need HD. Thanks
CUSTOMER _: I believe our current one is SD. Are you able to look that up?
CUSTOMER _: We just want the same thing we have now.
Analyst 1: Yes you are correct let me process now your request and check for the available dates.
Analyst 1: Thank you for the information.
CUSTOMER _: You are welcome.
Analyst 1: You are most welcome.
Analyst 1: I would like to correct the information that I first provided earlier.
CUSTOMER _: Okay.
Analyst 1: The installation fee would be $50 (one time charge only) and for the box fee it will be $9.95 a month.
Analyst 1: Shall I complete the order now?
CUSTOMER _: Why is there an installation fee? I was not notified of this before. We only want to have the box that we should have got upon our first install date which was botched up because the technician only had one box with him.
CUSTOMER _: Here is a transcript of a chat from the other day:
CUSTOMER _: Ingrid: But you would still like to add an X1 Standard box? Like the one you previously have? CUSTOMER _: Depends on the price. Ingrid: You can also get an non X1 box. Ingrid: But let me take a look on the price for you. Ingrid: Thank you for waiting. CUSTOMER _: Sure. Ingrid: I have checked that X1 Standard box is also free of charge.
Analyst 1: I am soryr about that you will get a free charge for the first box that you will get and for the second box it will now apply for the $9.95 charge for having an X1 SD box. And there is always an installation charge this is for the technician fee.
CUSTOMER _: We already have one box. As you can see in the transcript above, I was told that the second box would be free of charge.
CUSTOMER _: Are you there?
Analyst 1: Sorry for the delay.
Analyst 1: I am checking on my resources please bare with me.
CUSTOMER _: There have been a few of those during this conversation. Please reply in a more timely manner. 2:15 PM
CUSTOMER _: 2:17 PM -- I really don't have time to prolong this conversation.
Analyst 1: I am sorry for the inconvenience.
CUSTOMER _: 2:17 - thank you
CUSTOMER _: 2:19:45 -- are you there?
Analyst 1: I would like to inform you that the last agent information about the free charge is for the installation fee which it will be $99.99 for the first installation of an X1 box with a free X1 sd box and fr the second box our system indicates a $9.95 fee for another X1 Sd box .
CUSTOMER _: 2:20:37 -- we have already had installation of our first box.
CUSTOMER _: We never received our free second box.
Analyst 1: I do understand however for every box there is a fee for the technician who will installing your box.
CUSTOMER _: Can you transfer me to a different analyst?
Analyst 1: I am sorry for that Customer, if you want I can also process a free SD box for you however for an X1 SD box there is a charge for it.
CUSTOMER _: Can you transfer me to a different analyst?
CUSTOMER _: Hello?
CUSTOMER _: We have now been chatting for well over half an hour. I want to talk to someone else.
Analyst 1: My apologiesfor this I am here for you let me check again on my resources.
CUSTOMER _: No.
Analyst 1: Good news!
CUSTOMER _: Don't check your resources. Transfer me to someone else.
Analyst 1: As I check I see a free X1 SD box for you.
CUSTOMER _: Great. Now please transfer me to someone else.
Analyst 1: I really do apologize about the confusion earlier. It's just that the system is quite slow that is why I was not able to check onthe correct price.
CUSTOMER _: Slow system should not alter pricing.
Analyst 1: I can still help you though.
CUSTOMER _: I want your manager.
Analyst 1: I do understand your point, Customer.
CUSTOMER _: It is now 2:28:10. Transfer me to your manager please.
Analyst 1: Slow system is not showing prices that is why I was able to give you the correct price.
CUSTOMER _: Are you or are you not able to transfer me to your manager?
CUSTOMER _: How many times do I have to ask?
Analyst 1: No need to worry now I can process your request in real time kindly bare with me I am here for you.
CUSTOMER _: Are you or are you not able to transfer me to your manager?
CUSTOMER _: I'm done waiting for you. Give me someone else. NOW!!!
Analyst 1: My apologies, kindly wait for a minute while I am processing the transfer to my Manger.
CUSTOMER _: About time.
CUSTOMER _: 2:33 -- still waiting.
Analyst 1: I would like to inform you I am now creating a tickte so that I can transfer you to our Manager.
CUSTOMER _: 2:34:10 -- thank you
Analyst 1: You are most welcome.
Analyst 1: May I have the best phone number we can call you?
CUSTOMER _: Nope. I don't have time for that.
CUSTOMER _: 2:36
CUSTOMER _: 2:37
CUSTOMER _: 2:38
Analyst 1: I apologize if this is taking more time than usual. Would you mind waiting for a minute or two while I finish it? I would greatly appreciate it.
CUSTOMER _: I've been waiting 40.
CUSTOMER _: I would greatly appreciate more timely customer service.
Analyst 1: I really apologize for the inconvenience.
CUSTOMER _: I appreciate your apology.
Analyst 1: Sorry for the delay I am now just waiting for our Manager to receive the chat.
CUSTOMER _: 2:44:10
CUSTOMER _: 2:46:15
CUSTOMER _: 2:48
Analyst 1: I do aplogies Customer, please wait for a moment while I am now connecting you to our Manager.
CUSTOMER _: Waiting... just keeping track of how long it's taking.
CUSTOMER _: If these chat sessions had time stamps, I wouldn't need to do that.
CUSTOMER _: 2:50:35
CUSTOMER _: 2:52:10
Analyst 1: I do apologize kindly wait for a few minutes while the transfer is being process.
CUSTOMER _: I've been doing that for several minutes.
CUSTOMER _: 2:54:45
CUSTOMER _: 2:56:15
Analyst 1: This is a good opportunity to tell you that I enjoyed assisting you Customer, and is looking forward for your continued patronage. Please stay connected to the chat for our Manager.
Analyst 1: Please wait, while the problem is escalated to another analyst
CUSTOMER _: My Issue: I would like to schedule an appointment to have a technician come to my house to put in a second X1 box and move my existing X1 box to a different location.
user CUSTOMER has entered room
analyst Analyst Manager has entered room
Waiting for response from Analyst 1
analyst Analyst 1 has left room
Analyst Manager: Hi, Customer!
CUSTOMER _: 2:58 - Hello Analyst Manager.
Analyst Manager: How can I help you today, Customer?
CUSTOMER _: I would just like to make an appointment please. There should be no installation charge for this appointment and it is our second X1 box which should also be free of charge.
CUSTOMER _: Can you tell me when appointments are available?
Analyst Manager: Sure no problem. I can process this appointment for you.
CUSTOMER _: 2:59 - that would be wonderful. Much appreciated.
Analyst Manager: Can you give me 3 minutes to pull up your account. May I have your account number please?
CUSTOMER _: 3:01 - Our account number is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Analyst Manager: Thank you so much!
CUSTOMER _: You are very welcome!
Analyst Manager: Pleae allow me to pull up your account now.
CUSTOMER _: 3:01 - Okay.
Analyst Manager: Thanks!
CUSTOMER _: 3:02 - 
Analyst Manager: What's goona happen here Customer is that your second box will be free of charge and I will be waiving any installation charges that you will get on the installation of this box. Will this be a good resolution for you?
CUSTOMER _: 3:04 -- that would be absolutely wonderful. Thank you so much!
Analyst Manager: You are most welcome, Customer. I'm just processing the order for you and in a bit I will give you your schedule.
Analyst Manager: Just give me a few minutes here while I process this for you.
Analyst Manager: I appreciate your time and patience.
CUSTOMER _: 3:06 -- okay.
CUSTOMER _: 3:06 - You are most welcome.
Analyst Manager: Thanks for waiting, Customer.
Analyst Manager: I'm trying to process here on my end the free secondary box. I'm getting an error and cannot complete the process. Would it be fine to have a $9.95 charge for this box every month and have no installation charges to pay upon install?.
CUSTOMER _: 3:09 - I was told in a chat with someone named Ingrid earlier this week that we were supposed to get a second X1 box free of charge and that the 3rd box (the small adapter box) would have a monthly charge of $1.99.
Analyst Manager: I apologize if you were misinformed that the box will be free. Only the 1st outlet or cable box is free, Customer. Any additional outlets will have a corresponding charge depending on the box ordered.
Analyst Manager: I can waive the installation charges but the charge for the box, since it is required, cannot be waived.
Analyst Manager: My sincerest apologies, Customer.
CUSTOMER _: 3:11 - We already have the outlet installed. We had an electrician do that for us.
Analyst Manager: I understand that, Customer. The outlet we are referring to is the box itself.
CUSTOMER _: 3:12 - Ah, I see. Okay.
CUSTOMER _: 3:12 -- well if there is no other option, would you be able to give us a credit on our account?
Analyst Manager: May I ask what is the credit for?
Analyst Manager: I can waive the installation charge for the second box install.
CUSTOMER _: 3:14 - Yes, I was told by two different people now that the install charge would not be charged. However, since I was also told that there would not be a charge for the second X1 box, I would like compensation in some manner.
Analyst Manager: I'm sorry, Customer but we can only provide monetary credit or compensation for the services. I understand that you want to be compensated for being misinformed. I have already initiated to waive the install charges for your second box. Will this be fine with you so I can go ahead and process the appointment?
CUSTOMER _: 3:17 - I do find it frustrating to be told one thing and then have something else be actuality. So no, I can't say it's fine with me. But yes, can we please just make the appointment?
Analyst Manager: Great! Will July 27 10 am to 12 pm appointment be alright with you?
CUSTOMER _: 3:19 - Yes, that will be fine.
Analyst Manager: Awesome!
Analyst Manager: I have successfully processed the appointment, Customer.
Analyst Manager: Will there be anything else for today?
CUSTOMER _: 3:19 - Thank you, Analyst Manager.
CUSTOMER _: 3:19 - No, that was all I needed.
Analyst Manager: You are most welcome!
Analyst Manager: Comcast wants to ensure that all customers are satisfied with the services they receive, that is our promise! Our Comcast Customer Guarantee stand behind our products and services and we are available to you 24/7. Learn more about the Comcast Customer Guarantee at click here guarantee. We, at Comcast, listen to our customers and want to hear about your experience chatting with us. If you need assistance in the future, please do not hesitate to contact us through Live Chat (available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Comcast also offers great FAQ and Help forums located at click here to help you solve many issues on your own. You can also reach us through our Hotline ( 1-888-739-1379).
The analyst has left and your issue has been closed.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Forgotten Fun

There are so many things we did without a second thought as children.  Then at some point along the process of growing up, we begin to think they are silly and we stop.



Like building a blanket or cardboard box fort, colouring with crayons, finger-painting, running through sprinklers or jumping on the bed.

I'm no psychologist by any means, so I won't go into the reasons we stop doing these things.  

But I will say that I think it odd that we stop.  Why not build a fort?  Why not roll down a grassy hill laughing the whole time?  Why not go get some finger paint and just get messy making art?  Because some other stuffy adult will call us strange or silly or childish?  

So what?  What is so wrong with doing things that used to give us such amazing joy?

I challenge you to go home tonight and build a blanket fort.  


Grab some sheets (they actually work better than blankets), get some of those office clamps (or duct tape - duct tape works for EVERYTHING) and attach the sheets to each other over your furniture.  Gather all the pillows in the house and make a comfy floor.  Attach a camping light inside in the corner somewhere.  

No Trespassing Poster
Now you are ready to get your crayons and a colouring book.  

And remember, you are having fun so if you don't want to colour inside the lines, then by-all-means, scribble the hell out of that thing!  Use all one colour, every colour in the box or outline the whole thing in RED.  

Let your imagination and your inner child run wild!  (yeah, yeah -- we all have one, so just drop the 'tude)

Put ten pigtails in your hair, (gender doesn't matter) hang a sign outside the fort that says "No Trespassing" and start singing "We're going on a bear hunt" as loud as you can!

Why?  Just because.  You don't need a reason why!

My brothers had the most amazing fort in their room when we were kids.  They shared the loft in our cabin and had sheets and blankets attached to the ceiling so you had to go through a maze to get to each of their areas.  It. Was. Epic!

You can also play what I called "Lava" when I was a kid.  I used to play it with my little sister, Jennifer when she was around the age of four.  She loved it!  We had hours of laughter with Lava.

Lava is played by moving all your furniture so you can easily get to it by stepping on it.  Yes.  You are going to walk on your couch.  Just pretend you didn't spend several hundred dollars on it and play Lava.  You won't regret it.  Grab several pillows and put them on the floor between each piece of furniture.

Now any part of floor is called Lava.  Don't step in it, or you "die".  Go ahead and put some music on (or just sing "We're going on a bear hunt" again) and run faster and faster until you step in Lava.  No, there is no winning this game.  You just play until you step in Lava.  Or you are out of breath.  Or you fall down.  Or you laugh too hard to keep running.  And if someone rings the doorbell (like say one of those religious people) make them come in and play Lava with you.  
And because they are likely one of those people who take life too seriously, they will think you are not just having a ball the way children do.  They will think you are crazy.  
So maybe.  Just maybe.  They will never come back again.

You're welcome!
Jess

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Talk About Expensive Crap

I just read that the most expensive coffee in the world is currently something called Black Ivory Coffee and the current approximate price is $50 USD for one cup.
I did a little research because I thought it must be a joke.  The joke being that this coffee is produced from elephant dung.  WHAT!!  and gross!

What I found is that this is actually true.  Again: WHAT!!  and gross!

They feed elephants coffee beans (raw and still inside the shell) after picking the "best Thai Arabica beans" from an altitude of about 1,500 meters.

Once deposited [last time: WHAT!! and gross!] by the elephants, the individual beans are hand-picked out of the elephant dung by the some people called Mahouts.  Then they sun-dry and roast the beans.
The website doesn't say if the elephant poo is removed from the bean before turning it into a cup o' joe or if you are just drinking a very expensive cup of crap infused coffee.

Supposedly the reasoning behind drinking abc (already been chewed) coffee is that elephant stomachs have a great fermenting process that they say reduces the bitterness.

So, if you are interested in having a cup of roasted elephant poo, there are currently only 14 places in the world you can find it.

  1. Napasai by Orient Express (Thailand) 
  2. Conrad Koh Samui (Thailand) 
  3. The Pavilions Resort (Thailand) 
  4. Paresa Resorts (Thailand) 
  5. The Peninsula Bangkok (Thailand) 
  6. Phulay Bay, A Ritz-Carlton Reserve (Thailand) 
  7. Four Seasons Tented Camp Golden Triangle (Thailand) 
  8. The Siam Hotel (Thailand) 
  9. Grand Hyatt Erawan Bangkok (Thailand) 
  10. The Elephant Story (Texas, USA) 
  11. Anantara Dhigu Resort and Spa (Maldives) 
  12. Anatara Kihavah Villas (Maldives) 
  13. Naladhu Maldives (Maldives) 
  14. Anatara Golden Triangle (Thailand) 

Personally, I think I'll stick with my organic, shade grown and fair trade coffee from Costco.

Have fun, be safe and don't do anything you can't tell your mother about,
Jess

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Lullaby and Goodnight

Every one of my children have been sung to sleep by me.  I have a few songs I think I can sing well.  All of them are what I consider bedtime songs as they all have that lilt that makes little ones sleepy. And if they didn't have a lilt, I put one in there and created my own version.
I still sometimes sing to my 12 year old son as he is drifting off and I often sing to my 6 year old daughter still.  All four of my kids have had different songs they requested except for one.  They all have requested a song passed down from my great grandmother.  It's a good thing I just happen to love singing it.

I've never found a version exactly like the one I sing to my kids.  Creedence Clearwater sings it similar to the way I do with a bit of country twang and Leadbelly ( the original composer ) includes a verse CCR leaves out of their cover.  It is called Cotton Fields and this is how I have always sung it to not only my children, but also to my little sisters and kids I babysat both before and after I had my own children.


Cotton Fields


When I was an itty bitty baby
My mama rocked me in my cradle
In them old cotton fields back home.

Oh it was down in Louisiana
Just about a mile from Texarkana
In them old cotton fields back home.

Oh, when them cotton bolls get rotten
You can't pick very much cotton
In them old cotton fields back home.


Oh it was down in Louisiana,
Just about a mile from Texarkana,
In them old cotton fields back home.

Oh, when them cotton bolls get rotten
You can't pick very much cotton,
In them old cotton fields back home.

Oh, it may sound a little bit of funny
But we didn't make very much money
In them old cotton fields back home.

Oh, it was down in Louisiana,
Just about a mile from Texarkana,
In them old cotton fields back home.


Yes, it was down in Louisiana,
Just about a mile from Texarkana,
In them old cotton fields back home.

My eldest son loved to hear Raffi's version of Baby Beluga and a song called Señor Don Gato that we learned from his grandmother (everyone calls her Nanny).  When singing Baby Beluga to him I used to add in all the names of the people in our family where it says "Is your Mama home" so it went something like this "Is your Mama, Daddy, Grumpy, Nanny home".  Grumpy and Nanny are what we call his grandparents.

My eldest daughter requested Señor Don Gato as well.  She also loved Silent Night and When I First Came to This Land another song we learned from Nanny.  Silent Night is the one song I can not sing without yawning because I've been singing it while rocking babies for over 30 years and it nearly puts me to sleep at this point.

My youngest son often wanted to hear a song he called Odah.  It is actually called Yundah and is a Celtic song about a Selkie.  A Selkie is a mythical creature of Irish folklore that is a seal when in the ocean, but a woman when on land.  His second most oft requested song was Aba Daba Honeymoon.  I still love singing that one because it's so much fun.  My eldest daughter liked it too.

My youngest daughter still requests Blackbird by the Beatles the most.  She also loves to hear Hush Little Baby.  Her favourite part is where it says "Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover".  Nearly every time I sing it, she thinks I skipped "the Rover part" and I sing it again for her as I watch her eyes flutter in that falling asleep way.

I've always loved singing to my kids or anyone's kids, for that matter.  Kids always tell me they like my songs.  It's when someone pulls out a karaoke machine and asks me to do a duet of a song that is meant for dancing that I completely fail at singing.

My music just makes people fall asleep.  That's all there is to it.

Until Next Time,
Have fun; be safe, and don't do anything you can't tell your Mother about.